Would You Eat This? – The Babylon Bee and The Onion of Food

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We spin wild, funny tales about the strangest foods on Earth, without eating a single bite ourselves.

Think of us as your culinary comedians, serving up made-up reactions, crazy facts, catchy tunes, and quizzes to test your bravery.

Ever wonder if you’d dare try weird dishes or travel to where they come from? We ask the questions—you have all the fun deciding.

Serving Up Delicious Laughs, With a Side of WTF

OUR Core Beliefs: The Absolutely True, Totally Serious, Maybe Questionable Manifesto

1. All Food Tastes Like Chicken—Until It Jumps Off Your Plate
We solemnly swear fried tarantulas, mystery meat, and suspicious leftovers start out tasting like chicken… until your taste buds stage a full-blown mutiny. Blame the chef. Or the one-legged crab.

2. Food Coma: The Exotic Aftermath You Didn’t See Coming
You survived eating that wiggly, crunchy mystery snack—congratulations! Now brace yourself for the food coma that sneaks up like a ninja. Forget polite naps; we’re talking full-on “did I just pass out with a bug in my mouth?” experiences. The exotic aftermath is real, and it’s deliciously dangerous.

3. Legs Make the Meal—More Legs, More Flavor
Spiders? Crunchy. Octopus? Fancy. Crabs? Yes, please. If it scuttles more than twice, it’s instantly gourmet and probably good for Instagram.

4. Every Country’s Weird Food is a National Treasure
Sure, some countries have “normal” dishes, but we salute the places where weird rules. Behind every strange snack is a hilarious story, a cringe-worthy moment, and a questionable food souvenir.

5. Mandatory Food Regurgitation Is Just Part Of The Experience
Some delicacies come with a side of “sorry, not sorry” upchucking. Eating weird snacks without mandatory regurgitation? Amateur hour. Bonus points if you can do it with flair.